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Medical Police (2020– )
1/10
Just terrible
11 January 2020
Not funny not smart not interesting not cute. Just cringe worthy as if they made a show so obnoxious they dare you to watch. And they fail at that. It's awful
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Gotham: Pilot (2014)
Season 1, Episode 1
2/10
Just dull and badly written
11 January 2020
Get your cliche bingo cards out. Because it's lame and you'll stumble over every single one. But more than anything it's dull and uninteresting. All the pilot does is cram in every character you'll see later.
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2/10
The US army wasn't integrated in WW2
4 January 2020
The first scene of the movie is wrong. I understand that for PC reasons you're required to have black characters, gay characters, trans, Hispanic etc but scene 1 second 1 starts w racially integrated infantry troops in WW2 which simply did not exist.

As far as the bad script implausible plot nonsense banter and terrible lame characters this about as good as Netflix gets. And btw the Federal Reserve bank is not a retail bank. You can't 'do' your banking there.
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Demonic (2015)
4/10
Isn't found footage/shaky cam dead yet?
28 December 2019
We always hope that it is but like zombies from the graveyard it keeps coming back. And why do characters who are supposed to be professional camera operators all suck at it? Anyway who cares? This is a paint by numbers effort.
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The Week Of (2018)
10/10
Crappy movie real people
27 December 2019
Silly movie but here's the thing. There really are these awful obnoxious no boundaries people who when they visit demand to be treated as royalty. That's what these negative reviews are.
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4/10
Will Noah ever get over his parent's divorce?
13 December 2019
The Squid and the Whale 2.0 but with a cuter more obnoxious kid. We get it Noah you're damaged goods. Now sniff the tears clutch your trophies cash your grant checks and try to soldier on
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Dark (2017– )
5/10
It's not really a story it's a technique of telling a story
28 October 2019
There's little if any plot, very little character development and little tension or much to drive the story forward. It's an ordinary soap opera told in three parts in three time sequences all tangled up and told forward and backward. The series is more of a puzzle to see if you can follow it. The reward isn't the story or the characters it's seeing if you can figure out WTF is going on and who is what character in any given scene.
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Criminal: UK: Edgar (2019)
Season 1, Episode 1
5/10
Pays to understand their system is not the US's
24 September 2019
Basically all these episodes are little more than wearing the suspect down. There's no tension here it's the opposite of tension it's fatigue and boredom what does them in
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2/10
Garbage
22 September 2019
First off you can't hear anything over the overbearing soundtrack. Second, everyone mumbles and third there is not a single laugh in the whole movie. Not a one.
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Unbelievable (2019)
10/10
All men should be exterminated like vermin or pets
16 September 2019
That's the takeaway from this. Be very clear that this is hammered home in literally every frame. Which is kind of what you expect from Netflix.
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1/10
Not a single laugh not even one
15 June 2019
The unfunniest comedy of the year. It's not even annoying. It's nothing.
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Deadly Switch (2019)
10/10
This is the greatest movie ever made
30 January 2019
This is Exodus + Gone With The Wind + 2001. This should win every Oscar until the end of time. If this movie was around in 1939 it could have stopped the Holocaust.
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Only Mine (2019)
3/10
Super boring
26 January 2019
You will have trouble staying awake. This is even duller than a Lifetime movie. Poorly acted poorly written. The characters are completely vapid
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Friends from College: A Night of Surprises (2017)
Season 1, Episode 8
1/10
Well the first season is nuclear waste
22 January 2019
I hope the second season is even worse because then it will be the end times and our entire collective existence will implode into a black hole, welcoming in our lord and savior, Satan. Woo hoo
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Friends from College: Grand Cayman (2017)
Season 1, Episode 7
1/10
Jesus Christ this is a train wreck
21 January 2019
It is mind boggling how this got made or that once it got made Netflix decided to air it. This is so bad it's a new art form.
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Friends from College: Party Bus (2017)
Season 1, Episode 5
3/10
Wow this show blows
21 January 2019
I hope the party bus crashes and they all die. But thank god we're treated to the 1 billionth show about a middle aged woman with baby fever
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Friends from College: Welcome to New York (2017)
Season 1, Episode 1
7/10
Fred Savage IS this show
19 January 2019
The only other bright spot is Billy Eichner. Without them this show is talky talky talky talky talky garbage. This show is literally a Woody Allen gabfest processed through an episode of How I Met Your Mother.
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Good Girls: Summer of the Shark (2018)
Season 1, Episode 9
4/10
This episode sucks too
14 January 2019
They all do. This one does. The next one will. Chicks getting in trouble.
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3/10
These people are in their 40's
13 January 2019
This story about catching up with all the fun times you had in college when you're in your 40's and still single and miserable is getting pathetic
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7/10
How does no one notice that Jamie Foxx
12 January 2019
Has one role in him? Every single role is the same role the same character saying the same words in the same way. Every time. This guy is supposed to be the one of the greatest actors in the world. A world class talent in acting, music, dance, theater everything. Really? Are they serious? The movie is great Jamie Foxx is dildos
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Anesthesia (2015)
5/10
Anything with Corey Stoll in it
10 January 2019
Will be enormously pretentious and full of itself so be forewarned. You will be talked down to by this film. And that's silly because rich white college prof gets beat up isn't that earth shattering and in this era he'd likely be apologizing to his attacker for being rich and white and privileged
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Mara (I) (2018)
5/10
I would def choke 'Kate Fuller' in bed
6 January 2019
Olga is very pretty. The rest of the movie is meh. Oddly everyone in Savannah Georgia is Ukrainian, Japanese or British. Who knew. Otherwise a boring film.
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Backtrack (I) (2015)
4/10
Does Adrien Brody make any good movies?
6 January 2019
Or are they all crap. Because this was another weak effort. Tormented soul thy name is Brody. The script was garbage.
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Good Girls: A View from the Top (2018)
Season 1, Episode 6
4/10
We're in a steady state of mediocrity now
4 January 2019
This ep is like the last one. Frankly they're interchangeable. Every ep is the same now. Chicks have a plan. Plan gets screwed up. Chicks need to work harder to make up the same money they still owe they get in deeper more men screw them over etc etc etc etc then the chicks treat themselves to a big fancy dinner with drinks. Stay tuned for ep 7 where exactly the same thing will happen again.
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Good Girls: Taking Care of Business (2018)
Season 1, Episode 5
4/10
Why can't Mae Whitman shut up
3 January 2019
And why do people think her endless mindless chatter is good? Seriously Mae shut up shut up shut up shut up. I swear this show has almost as much blather as Gilmore Girls.
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