Stewie Griffin : I can't believe the nerve of that dog. Teaching me a lesson about size? I'm not even that small!
[Tiny Tom Cruise suddenly appears]
Stewie Griffin : *Tiny Tom Cruise*?
Tiny Tom Cruise : Oh hey, little guy. Forgot my sunglasses.
Stewie Griffin : Hey, what's with your gay character names lately? Stacee Jaxx? Jack Reacher? I mean, who are you playing next?
Tiny Tom Cruise : All right, try to make *this* sound gay: next up, I play Headmaster Bates Mann.
Stewie Griffin : Anything else?
Tiny Tom Cruise : Actually, yes. After that, I'll be taking the role of Major Dixon Butts, then Senator Rod Clutcher.
[they are met by applause from the audience and bow]
Brian Griffin : [Brian gets snatched by a rat] Help!
Stewie Griffin : Oh, CRAP. Don't worry Brian, I'll save you! But I'm a millennial, so first I have to watch a YouTube instructional video on how to do it.
Corey : What's going on, guys? I'm Corey, and today I'm gonna teach you how to get your friend out of a rat hole. Now, before we get started, don't forget to subscribe to my channel, Corey's World. And guys, I'll get to as many comments as I can, but I can't get to all of them. And don't forget to check out my other videos, like "How to Play Guitar".
Stewie Griffin : Uuuh, Brian? This might be a while.
[he clicks on another video]
Corey : What's going on, guys? I'm Corey.
Exterminator : You have *kids* in there?
Peter Griffin : Oh yeah, three. Should... should we have mentioned that?
Prince : [we cut to Meg and Chris crawling on the floor with the poison gas still spreading] Meg... Chris... come to the light.
Meg Griffin : Meg, no. Don't do it! Don't go to Prince!
Prince : Come to the purple light, Meg. Come taste infinity.
Chris Griffin : Don't listen to him, Meg.
Meg Griffin : But he's so talented. And he's got so many drugs.