"Family Guy" Big Trouble in Little Quahog (TV Episode 2018) Poster

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin


  • Stewie Griffin : I can't believe the nerve of that dog. Teaching me a lesson about size? I'm not even that small!

    [Tiny Tom Cruise suddenly appears] 

    Stewie Griffin : *Tiny Tom Cruise*?

    Tiny Tom Cruise : Oh hey, little guy. Forgot my sunglasses.

    Stewie Griffin : Hey, what's with your gay character names lately? Stacee Jaxx? Jack Reacher? I mean, who are you playing next?

    Tiny Tom Cruise : All right, try to make *this* sound gay: next up, I play Headmaster Bates Mann.

    Stewie Griffin : Anything else?

    Tiny Tom Cruise : Actually, yes. After that, I'll be taking the role of Major Dixon Butts, then Senator Rod Clutcher.

    [they are met by applause from the audience and bow] 

  • Brian Griffin : [Brian gets snatched by a rat]  Help!

    Stewie Griffin : Oh, CRAP. Don't worry Brian, I'll save you! But I'm a millennial, so first I have to watch a YouTube instructional video on how to do it.

    Corey : What's going on, guys? I'm Corey, and today I'm gonna teach you how to get your friend out of a rat hole. Now, before we get started, don't forget to subscribe to my channel, Corey's World. And guys, I'll get to as many comments as I can, but I can't get to all of them. And don't forget to check out my other videos, like "How to Play Guitar".

    Stewie Griffin : Uuuh, Brian? This might be a while.

    [he clicks on another video] 

    Corey : What's going on, guys? I'm Corey.

  • Exterminator : You have *kids* in there?

    Peter Griffin : Oh yeah, three. Should... should we have mentioned that?

    Prince : [we cut to Meg and Chris crawling on the floor with the poison gas still spreading]  Meg... Chris... come to the light.

    Meg Griffin : Meg, no. Don't do it! Don't go to Prince!

    Prince : Come to the purple light, Meg. Come taste infinity.

    Chris Griffin : Don't listen to him, Meg.

    Meg Griffin : But he's so talented. And he's got so many drugs.

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