The Deep : So, when?
Jeff : When what?
The Deep : When do I ship out?
Jeff : Oh. Gosh... you know that water park's opening up a new splash zone, and... and they are real excited to have you cut that ribbon...
The Deep : You know, I'm seriously leaving, Jeff. Fuck Ohio.
Jeff : [sheepishly] Here's the sitch: I talked to the guys in New York. And you're not... so much... leaving.
The Deep : [stunned] What?
Jeff : They didn't share details. But, hey, the boys in marketing have created a primo tag for you: the Savior of Sandusky! That has a nice ring, doesn't it?