Jonah Ryan : This is a horrific country that is falling apart because it is full of people who are different than me.
Jeff Kane : Jonie, my boy! We did it! Ever since you were little, I've been telling your mom, "Someday that beautiful, brilliant boy of yours is gonna do great things!"
Jonah Ryan : I thought you told my mom to sell me to a child molester and use the money to get her tubes tied.
Jeff Kane : Eh, we're family. Come here, you!
[He hugs him]
Jeff Kane : You know, the Jews have a word for this feeling I'm having right now. I can't remember it... sounds like three Germans cumming real hard inside something that doesn't want them to.
Amy Brookheimer : Sue, the Vice President would like a minute with the President.
Sue Wilson : The President told me to pencil you in to half-past. Go fuck yourself.
Jonah Ryan : Sue, when I am President...
Sue Wilson : You won't be.
Jonah Ryan : If you want to work for me...
Sue Wilson : I don't.
Jonah Ryan : Then I would start treating me with the respect that I deserve.
Sue Wilson : I am.