This is The Game of Life, baby. You just, you spin the wheel and you move through the board. And then you, uh you get stuff on the way and whoever gets the most money and gets married and has the most kids at the end of the game wins.
And if there isn't a part of the game where you pee every time you sneeze and every so-called friend disappoints you, it's a fraud.
The Nutcracker, Op. 71, Scene 2: Waltz of the Snowflakes
Written by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
Performed by The Philharmonia Orchestra
& John Lanchbery See more