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Hampstead (2017) Poster

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Donald Horner: If people want to stay attached to their radioactive walkie-talkies it's their business. Do I like what they're doing? No. Do I like them? Probably not. Do I respect their right to do as their little shallow hearts desire? I most certainly do. So, no, I don't care.

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Donald Horner: So am I different to what you expected?

Emily Walters: [Hesitates and takes a drink] Hmm. Perhaps. You seem...

Donald Horner: Go on.

Emily Walters: Cleaner.

Donald Horner: That's honest.

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James Smythe: [Looking through Emily's papers] Listen, um... It's not good. And, um, I have a sense that this is just the sort of tip of the iceberg.

Emily Walters: Yeah, I know. I left the iceberg at home.

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Emily Walters: [Standing in front of her husband's grave] I know I've said this before. But even to this day, I still can't help but think about... what could have been going on -

[looking around to both sides]

Emily Walters: excuse me - with you and that little whore, whose pictures you left in your safety deposit box. The safety deposit box, for God's sakes, you idiot!

[Flings a bunch of flowers at the headstone]

Emily Walters: I'm not gonna let this go, you sleeping bastard!

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Donald Horner: Do you think my mother bore a complete halfwit?

Emily Walters: Is there such a thing as a complete halfwit?

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Emily Walters: It's always a lot of fun to be told one is just blindly stumbling their way through life.

Donald Horner: Well, you know, stumbling has its benefits. You stumbled my way, after all.

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Donald Horner: What am I, your cause of the month now? Couldn't get anywhere with global warming, no?

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Emily Walters: Hey, what's wrong with you? Every time someone threatens your pride or hurts your little fat feelings, you puff up like an emotional porcupine.

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Fiona: If we wait too long we shrivel up like some imported apricot sitting on the shelf in Waitrose.

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Emily Walters: Are you judging me?

Donald Horner: Well, I'm trying to, but you're not giving me much to work on.

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Mark Kasdan: Mr Horner, I'm Mark Kasdan from the Hampstead and Highgate Express. If you have a moment...

Donald Horner: Do you think I'm just made of moments that I can pass around like Communion wafers?

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David: Well, you have certainly captured your public's imagination.

Donald Horner: They can have it back if I can keep my home.

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Donald Horner: Better a madman than a slave.

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Steve Crowley: Can you please say what Mr. Horner did next?

Leon Rowlands: He wrapped the notice around a parsnip and handed it back to me.

Steve Crowley: And did you accept it?

Donald Horner: May I object?

Leon Rowlands: I did not accept that parsnip.

Donald Horner: No, it was a carrot.

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Judge: [Members of the public are cheering] Please! Will you not do that. It's not Britain's Got Talent

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Susan: I need to marry a millionaire.

Fiona: You married a millionaire.

Susan: I need a spare. What if this one pops his clogs?

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Fiona: Listen, could you be an absolute star and come back tonight? There's something I need to talk about.

Emily Walters: Oh, well, I'm sorry, but I'm having dinner with Philip tonight.

Fiona: Oh! You can cancel him. He's only your son.

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Donald Horner: Miss Emily, I'm forever in your debt.

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Donald Horner: [James Smythe threatens him with a ukulele] What are you gonna do? Strum me to death?

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