Meredith Bose: [Whispering] Lab's already running prints. We're also gonna try facial recognizing analysis using crime scene photos
Billy Soto: [Whispering] I'll have the techs forward it to you
Laura Diamond: [Loud] Just print some hard copies too, we'll have the squad canvass the neighborhood
Billy Soto: Ssh!
Laura Diamond: Oh, please. We're working, we can speak
Captain Nancy Santiani: Excuse me. For the umpteenth time: the best investigative work is done in quiet and contemplative environment. Can we keep the volume down?
Laura Diamond: Yes, captain Santini
Captain Nancy Santiani: It's Santiani, for the umpteenth time
Laura Diamond: How long till Jake is back and the reign of terror comes to an end?
Max Carnegie: [Walks in, bows towards Santiani] 6 days and 22 hours
Jake Broderick: [Walks in] Give or take a week
Jake Broderick: Why is it so weirdly quiet in here?
Meredith Bose: You can ask the Queen of Darkness
Billy Soto: Incoming
Jake Broderick: Captain Santiani. I'm Jake Broderick. Thank you for holding down the fort
Captain Nancy Santiani: Still holding. I'm commissioned to the end of the month
Jake Broderick: Yes, yes. Well, in the meantime I am happy to help. I'm a utility prayer
Captain Nancy Santiani: Suit yourself. You can sit at detective Pulaski's old desk
Jake Broderick: Frankie? Where is detective Pulaski?
Captain Nancy Santiani: Transferred back to CDIU last week. She didn't have the seniority to accept this post. I've been cleaning up a number of messes around here
Jake Broderick: Well, I can tell
[looks around, sees his stuff in a box in a corner]
Jake Broderick: I have never see the squad room look so, um, sterile
Max Carnegie: Whose identity is redacted in the file, which is sealed
Laura Diamond: Well, let's try to unseal it
Max Carnegie: I knew you'd say that. Sign here for the request
Laura Diamond: Thank you, my psychic friend
Jake Broderick: [Getting out of the car] DMV does offer a refresher course. Free of charge
Laura Diamond: Six years partnering with Billy. He never once criticized my driving skills
Jake Broderick: Not to your face
Julia Davis: Sorry it's so hot in here. The air conditioning is not working, of course
Laura Diamond: Well, I swear my AC hates me. It always conks out when I need it
Meredith Bose: NYPD. You're Lyle Truco?
Lyle Truco: What if I am?
Billy Soto: Sounds like a "yes" to me!
Laura Diamond: Reynaldo needs to run a familial DNA screen through CODIS
Max Carnegie: I hear and obey
Laura Diamond: [Sees Max walking outside the room and she needs him] Oh! Maxi-pad!
Captain Nancy Santiani: Go do your job!
Laura Diamond: Mother
[Jake quickly puts his hand over Laura's mouth]
Captain Nancy Santiani: I don't appreciate your tone!
Laura Diamond: Want to know what I don't appreciate?
Jake Broderick: We really don't!
Captain Nancy Santiani: [On making a deal with a possible suspect] I don't like it
Laura Diamond: Well, what do you like captain? Because in the last five months, the only thing I've seen you taking a liking to is a stick firmly wedged up your ass
Captain Nancy Santiani: Don't berate me, detective. I am your superior, not your child
Laura Diamond: I would never berate my child