Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) Poster

Jake Johnson: Peter B. Parker



  • Spider-Ham : That's all, folks.

    Peter B. Parker : Is he allowed to say that? Legally?

  • Spider-Man Noir : Hey, fellas.

    Miles Morales : Is he in black and white?

    Peter B. Parker : Where is that wind coming from? We're in a basement.

    Spider-Man Noir : Wherever I go, the wind follows. And the wind... smells like rain.

  • Peter B. Parker : [to Miles, after he lost his uncle Aaron]  We've all been there. For me, it was my uncle Ben.

    Spider-Man Noir : For me, it was my uncle Benjamin.

    Peni Parker : For me, it was my father.

    Gwen Stacy : For me, it was my best friend.

    Spider-Ham : Miles, the hardest thing about this job is you can't always save everybody.

  • Miles Morales : How many more Spider-People are there?

    Peter B. Parker : Save it for Comic-Con.

    Miles Morales : What's "Comic-Con"?

  • Peter B. Parker : This could literally not get any weirder.

    Spider-Ham : It *can* get weirder!

    [holds out his hand, which is wet for some reason] 

    Spider-Ham : I just washed my hands. *That's* why they're wet.


    Spider-Ham : No other reason.

  • Miles Morales : When will I know I'm ready?

    Peter B. Parker : You won't. It's a leap of faith. That's all it is, Miles. A leap of faith.

  • Miles Morales : What's going on with your body?

    Peter B. Parker : I don't think my atoms are real jazzed about being in the wrong dimension.


    Peter B. Parker : Look, I'm not looking for a side gig as a Spider-Man coach. I got a lot going on in my dimension, like a lot.

    Miles Morales : With great power comes great...

    Peter B. Parker : Don't you dare finish that sentence! Don't do it. I'm sick of it.

  • Peter B. Parker : What did you say your name was?

    Doc Ock : Dr. Olivia Octavius.

    [takes off her lab coat to reveal her mechanical octopus tentacles, one of which shoots out and pins Peter to the floor] 

    Peter B. Parker : Can I assume your friends call you Doc Ock?

    Doc Ock : My friends actually call me Liv. My *enemies* call me Doc Ock.

  • Peter B. Parker : [to Miles]  One thing I know for sure: don't do it like me. Do it like you.

  • Peter B. Parker : This kid can turn himself invisible! Watch this, he can do it... now!

    Miles Morales : I can't do it on command...

    Peter B. Parker : He can't do it on command! But it is cool. Show them the zappy thing, Miles.

    Miles Morales : I can't do it on command.

    Peter B. Parker : He can't do it on command! But he can do so much more, like what else do you do?

    Miles Morales : Just those two things.

    Peter B. Parker : Just those two things.

  • Mary Jane : [mistaking Peter for a waiter]  Hello.

    Peter B. Parker : Oh, wow.

    Mary Jane : Um, I just wondered if we could have some more bread at table twelve.

    Peter B. Parker : Yeah! I'm just, I'm really sorry...

    Mary Jane : Oh, don't be sorry. It's just bread.

    Peter B. Parker : No, I wasn't there for you when you needed me.

    Mary Jane : Mmm-hmm...

    Peter B. Parker : And I didn't even try.

    Mary Jane : That's fine. I should really get going...

    Peter B. Parker : I know I could do better if I just had another chance to give you... the bread that you deserve.

    Mary Jane : Are you okay?

    Gwen Stacy : Ma'am, we'll take care of that bread right now.

    Mary Jane : It's been nice, uh, talking to you.

    Peter B. Parker : For you they should fill this place up with fresh bread.

    Gwen Stacy : [to Peter]  You all right, man?

    Peter B. Parker : Yeah, totally.

    Gwen Stacy : Okay, good, 'cause we are not getting any bread.

  • Peter B. Parker : Ah, you have a goober. Give it.

    Miles Morales : [referring to the Peter Parker of his universe]  Wait, no. He called it an override key.

    Peter B. Parker : There's always a bypass key, a virus key, a who-cares key I can never remember so I just call it a goober.

  • Peter B. Parker : [in reference to an impressive move Miles does]  Ah, we taught him that, right?

    Gwen Stacy : I didn't teach him that. And you *definitely* didn't.

  • Miles Morales : Why do you look like Peter Parker?

    Peter B. Parker : Because I *am* Peter Parker.

    Miles Morales : Then why aren't you dead? Why is your hair different? Why are you older? Why is your body... a different shape?

    Peter B. Parker : Pretty sure you just called me fat.

    Miles Morales : No, no, you just...

    Peter B. Parker : Hey, listen, you don't look so hot either, kid. Most superheroes don't wear their own merch.

  • Miles Morales : Are you a ghost?

    Peter B. Parker : No.

    Miles Morales : Are you a zombie?

    Peter B. Parker : Stop it.

    Miles Morales : Am *I* a zombie?

    Peter B. Parker : You're not even close.

    Miles Morales : Are you from another dimension? Like, a parallel universe where things are like this universe, but different? And you're Spider-Man in that universe? But somehow traveled to this universe, but you don't know how?

    Peter B. Parker : [stares]  Wow. That was really just a guess?

  • Peter B. Parker : All right, people, let's do this one last time. My name is Peter B. Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last twenty-two years I thought I was the one and only Spider-Man. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. You see, I saved the city, fell in love, I got married, saved the city some more, maybe too much, my marriage got testy, made some dicey money choices - don't invest in a Spider-themed restaurant. Then like fifteen years passed, blah blah blah super boring, I broke my back, a drone flew into my face, I buried Aunt May, my wife and I split up. But I handled it like a champion.

    [cut to Peter crying on the floor of the shower in his spider-suit] 

    Peter B. Parker : 'Cause you know what? No matter how many times I get hit, I always get back up. And I got a lot of time to reflect and work on myself. Did you know that seahorses that they mate for life? Could you imagine a seahorse seeing another seahorse and then making it work? She wanted kids and it scared me. I'm pretty sure I broke her heart. Flash forward, I'm in my apartment doing pushups, doing ab crunches, getting strong -

    [he is actually lying on the floor eating pizza] 

    Peter B. Parker : - when this weird thing happened. And I gotta say, weird things happen to me a lot. But this was *real* weird. You see, I was in New York, but... things were different. Also I was dead. And blonde. I was kind of... perfect. It was like looking in a mirror. I have a feeling the thing that brought me here was the thing that got him killed. You wanna know what happened next?


    Peter B. Parker : Me, too.

  • Miles Morales : The other Peter said he was going to be showing me the ropes.

    Peter B. Parker : Wow.

    Miles Morales : You got any Spider-Man tips you can tell me now?

    Peter B. Parker : Yeah, I got plenty. Disinfect the mask. You're gonna want to use baby powder in the suit, heavy on the joints. You don't want any chafing, right?

    Miles Morales : Anything else?

    Peter B. Parker : Nope, that was everything.

    Miles Morales : I think you're going to be a bad teacher.

  • Peter B. Parker : What are you doing?

    Miles Morales : Making you feel guilty. Is it workin'?

  • Peter B. Parker : Go back outside!

    Miles Morales : No! I can't sit there and just let Spider-Man die without doing anything about it. I'm not doing that again!

    [Peter stares at Miles, starts to soften] 

    Miles Morales : What?

    Peter B. Parker : Most people I meet in the workplace try to kill me, so... you're a nice change of pace.

  • Peter B. Parker : [by a shed in Aunt May's backyard]  Oh, yeah, I got one of these, too. A little shed where I keep all my Spider-gear.

    [Aunt May inserts a key, the shed lights up, and the doors open to reveal an elevator. Aunt May motions the group inside] 

    Peter B. Parker : [nonchalant]  I mean, this place is pretentious.

    [the elevator descends into a massive underground lab filled with various costumes, advanced weapons, and high-tech vehicles] 

    Miles Morales : Whoa! Dude, was yours anything like this?

    Peter B. Parker : Mine was like this, but take away the Jeep, the plane... imagine it way smaller... imagine a futon... I feel sorry for this guy.

  • Peter B. Parker : [being shot at by Kingpin's workers]  All right, time to swing, just like I taught you.

    Miles Morales : When did you teach me that?

    Peter B. Parker : I didn't. It's a little joke for team-building.

    [tosses Miles a web-shooter] 

    Peter B. Parker : All right, you ready?

    Miles Morales : Of course I'm not ready!

    [Peter snaps the web-shooter onto Miles' wrist and throws him off the building] 

    Miles Morales : Whoa! Whoa! I can't do this yet!

    Peter B. Parker : Everyone knows that the best way to learn is under intense, life-threatening pressure!

  • Miles Morales : I gotta say, you're amazing, man.

    Peter B. Parker : We're a little team. Me as the teacher who can still do it, you as the student who can do it, just not as good. I'm proud of us!


    Peter B. Parker : Is there something you want to say to me?

  • Miles Morales : Guys, I got it.

    Peter B. Parker : I'll go. I'm the one with the goob...

    [Miles holds up the override key] 

    Peter B. Parker : Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

    Miles Morales : Don't watch the mouth. Watch the hands.

  • Aunt May : You look tired, Peter.

    Peter B. Parker : Well, I am tired.

    Aunt May : And older. And... thicker.

    Peter B. Parker : Yeah, I've heard that already.

    Aunt May : Oh, jeez, are those sweatpants?

    Gwen Stacy : Yep. That's what they are.

  • Peter B. Parker : So, uh, how did you get here?

    Spider-Man Noir : Well, it's kind a long story.

    [flashback to the shockwave that brought him, Spider-Ham, and Peni here] 

    Spider-Man Noir : Maybe not that long.

  • Doc Ock : Okay, I'm kinda freaking out right now. I mean, you're supposed to be dead.

    Peter B. Parker : Surprise!

    [she removes his mask] 

    Peter B. Parker : Oh, okay. That's... that's a no-no. We don't like that.

    Doc Ock : This is fascinating.

    Peter B. Parker : [she smooshes his lips]  Okay, that's my face.

    Doc Ock : An entirely different Peter Parker. Okay, little bit of a gut, perhaps from dimensional warping.

    Peter B. Parker : Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was way flatter before I warped.

  • Peter B. Parker : Miles, you gotta unstick. What do you do to relax?

    Miles Morales : Relax. Okay, okay, okay.

    [he starts humming Post Malone's "Sunflower"] 

    Peter B. Parker : Oh, for crying out loud.

    [as Miles continues humming, he unsticks and loudly crashes to the ground] 

    Peter B. Parker : Teenagers. Just the worst.

  • Doc Ock : If we fire again this week, there could be a black hole under Brooklyn. You see this? And this? This is multiple dimensions beginning to crash into each other.

    Peter B. Parker : [eavesdropping with Miles, he makes the "running mouth" hand gesture]  This is pretty standard Spider-Man stakes. You get used to it. Watch this. He's gonna say "You've got 24 hours."

    Kingpin : You've got 24 hours.

    Doc Ock : What this means is there could be a rupture in the space-time continuum.

    Peter B. Parker : Ooh. That's bad. Actually, everything she said was bad. I was lying before.

  • Peter B. Parker : And it's a "no" on the cape.

    Miles Morales : I think it's cool.

    Peter B. Parker : [taking it off]  Take that off. It's disrespectful. Spider-Man doesn't wear a cape.

  • Miles Morales : [sneaking into Alchemax]  So how do we retrace Peter's steps?

    Peter B. Parker : That's a good question. What would I do if I were me?

    [thinking for a moment] 

    Peter B. Parker : Got it.


    Peter B. Parker : Step one: I infiltrate the lab. Two: find the head scientist's computer.

    Miles Morales : That lady with the bike is the head scientist. I saw her in this documentary at school.

    Peter B. Parker : Cool. Step three: I re-examine my personal biases. Step four: I hack the computer.

    Miles Morales : It's not technically hacking.

    Peter B. Parker : Not now. I just lost my train of thought. Step five: download the important stuff. I'll know it when I see it. Step six: I grab a bagel from the cafeteria and run.

    Miles Morales : [the montage ends]  So, what am I doing?

    Peter B. Parker : [stretching]  Uh, step seven: you stay here. You're lookout. Very important.

    Miles Morales : Look, man, you gotta teach me how to do Spider-Man stuff or I'm not gonna be able to help.

    Peter B. Parker : [swinging away]  Watch and learn, kid. I'll quiz you later!

  • Peter B. Parker : I love this burger. So delicious. Mm. One of the best burgers I've ever had. In my universe, this place closed six years ago. Mm. I don't know why. I really don't. Mm!

    [a chef brings the check] 

    Peter B. Parker : You have money, right? I'm not very liquid right now.

  • Peter B. Parker : We're the Spider... uh... Gang!

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