Jiminy Cricket : Hello, Peter! I'm your Conscience!
Peter Griffin : Ah! Bug!
Jiminy Cricket's Sister-in-Law : Andrea, you laid a place for Jiminy again,
Andrea : Oh, yes. Oh, why! Why did he have to go around giving strangers advice! Wasn't being a Paediatric Oncologist enough for him?
Jiminy Cricket's Sister-in-Law : He hit on me at your wedding.
Stewie Griffin : Two chair jokes in the same monologue - Sloppy.