Charles Boyle: Yippie kayak, other buckets!
Jake Peralta: Boyle, you did it! And you completely botched the catchphrase.
Charles Boyle: I'm pretty sure it was right.
Jake Peralta: No, but you did great.
Charles Boyle: Gina! It's our first annual Boyle-Linnetti Christmas. Are you excited about going to town on Daddy's nog?
Gina Linetti: [shouts] Christmas is cancelled. Charles ruined it.
Jake Peralta: Oh, my God. It's real life "Die Hard." I mean, "Oh, no! Crime."
Jake Peralta: Wait! No, no, no, no, no! Don't lock the door! I just need to buy one thing. I'll be so fast, I won't even pay!
[Doorman continues locking door]
Jake Peralta: How did that not work?
The Vulture: I'm in command here. Look around you. I control all of this. You see that guy behind you? That sniper?
Terry Jeffords: Yeah.
The Vulture: He'll shoot whoever I tell him to. Even you.
Sniper: No, I won't.
The Vulture: Fine. Then he'll sit on any rooftop I tell him to. Hey, go sit on that rooftop, guy.