Tyler Labine: Bob
Emma : Why is everything such a weird, convoluted mess?
Bob : Oh, I don't know, why don't you tell me. I was perfectly happy with the way things were. Then you had to go and get those insane fucking mega-tits and everything went to shit. Don't you see, when you do something that is just wrong, there are consequences? It's called Karma. the universe doesn't like it when you fuck with it. It fucks you back.
[Bob finds Emma's fantasy self-portrait, showing her with large breasts]
Bob : You know you really don't need those, right? You're not that kind of girl.
Emma : What does that mean?
Bob : Nothing. It was meant as a complement. I happen to love your small... small-ish breasts. They're nonthreatening. They're like my friends. You know what I'm saying. This girl would go out with some slick, Hollywood player dude. This girl would never have sex with me.
Bob : [Emma glares at him] And now you're not going to either, are you? Shit.