Batman: Arkham Origins (2013 Video Game)
Troy Baker: The Joker
Lester Buchinsky : Just who *the hell* are you?
The Joker : I'm the guy with the money...
[draws a revolver]
The Joker : And the gun.
[the Joker shoots and misses near the Electrocutioner a few times and squeezes off another round into the floor by mistake]
The Joker : So when I hire you to kill the Batman... You *shut the hell up* and *kill the Batman*!
G.C.P.D. Det. Harvey Bullock : [arresting Joker] Where'd he go?
The Joker : Who?
G.C.P.D. Det. Harvey Bullock : The Bat. Your partner!
The Joker : Partner?
G.C.P.D. Det. Harvey Bullock : Who else would jump off a building to save your sorry ass?
The Joker : You know, Officer, I was wondering the same thing myself.
The Joker : [laughing hysterically] Oh... Oh Bats, what a night!
[Batman lifts him and slams him against a pillar]
The Joker : Fresh off the kill, and back for more, eh?
Batman : Bane's still alive.
[Joker's smile fades, and he checks his heart monitor, only to find Batman's words are true]
The Joker : Now that's. Not. Funny.
[Pulls out a gun, in which Batman lets go, punches Joker, and is hit by a rebound]
The Joker : All this... all this rage! All directed at and for WHAT? You know, if you'd just let me finish a sentence you might LEARN something! You might learn that were not so different. You might even learn something about yourself!
Batman : You need to learn to shut up.
The Joker : You know it's sad really, makes me think you don't care to see the good side in me. Well, I guess learning is a lot to ask from you, meat-for-brains.
[Batman knocks gun out of his hand, and kicks him far]
The Joker : Is all of this for you? Or for me? You must know that I'm a lost cause... Oh, but there's still hope for you!
The Joker : I have great hopes for you... So go on! Don't stop now!
[after more fighting, Joker is thrown against a window]
The Joker : [Picks up glass shards:] You just can't get it through your thick skull. WE BOTH EXIST BECAUSE OF THEM!
Batman : Give up, you've lost!
The Joker : [Batman beats Joker brutally, throwing him at a Tomb] That's why you do it, isn't it? You LIKE the way it feels, its what you need!
[Batman lifts Joker and throws him on the ground]
The Joker : Come on baby, beat me till your knuckles bleed! And don't stop there, you know there's only one way to stop me!
[Batman grabs Joker, shaking him while Joker hallucinates seeing a Bat-monster. Batman finally punches him unconscious]
The Joker : I understand you. You had a chance to let me die and you didn't take it. I'll bet right now you're wishing you had. I've killed a lot of people, brought the city to its knees, crippled the police force, and it's not even time to open our presents yet.
[Bane and goons attack Batman, but he dodges them]
The Joker : [watching] Can we focus on the task in hand? He's the guy over there, in all-black!
The Joker : Ha ha, stopped his heart? That IS funny. Good one, Bats. Oh, this is going to be FUN.
Thug : [over radio] I'm telling you - he ain't dead.
The Joker : I'm sorry, I'm sorry - must be a bad connection. I thought I heard you say that after I *shot* him, and *blew up* a building on him... *the Bat somehow survived*?
Thug : If he was dead, there'd be a body. There ain't no body!
The Joker : Since I know that's impossible, I'm going to let you reconcile my vision of reality with your version of reality, and in case your pea-brain can't parse big words, I'll translate it into thug-speak for you... *kill the Bat or I'll kill you!*
The Joker : I present to you the death of the Batman!