So despite the fact that she falls in love faster than a Disney princess, Satine still acts like she's interested in the Duke, despite the fact that they try to avoid him at every chance they get.
Now, why is this a big deal? She's prostituted herself for years and now she suddenly can't sleep with this guy because she has the hots for Trainspotting here?
Don't you see? She's in love now!
Yeah, but it happened in like a millisecond! That only happens in animated features and fairy tales!
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