A non-stop tour through where we've been, where we are, and where we're going. Neverlution cuts into America - not to kill it - but to perform triage and save it, one joke at a time.
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I'm calling this, too: terrorism is over. There's no terrorism anymore. In 2001, Osama bin Laden got lucky with the World Trade Center. Since then, ten years, we had one guy try to light his shoes on fire, and another man tried to explode his underwear in first class.
So I guess al-Qaeda is outsourcing bomb-making to Ringling Brothers now? And people go "What about the Times Square incident? What about the Times Square incident?" The Times Square incident was not a terrorist attack. ...