Sherlock Holmes : What the hell are you doing here?
DI Lestrade : Oh, nice to see you, too. I'm on holiday, would you believe?
Sherlock Holmes : No. I wouldn't.
DI Lestrade : Hello, John.
Dr. John Watson : Greg.
DI Lestrade : I heard you were in the area. What are you up to? You after this Hound of Hell, like on the telly?
Sherlock Holmes : I'm waiting for an explanation, Inspector. Why are you here?
DI Lestrade : I've told you, I'm on holiday.
Sherlock Holmes : You're brown as a nut. You're clearly just back from your holidays.
DI Lestrade : Maybe I'd fancied another one.
Sherlock Holmes : Oh, this is Mycroft, isn't it?
DI Lestrade : Now, look...
Sherlock Holmes : Of course it is. One mention of Baskerville and he sends down my handler to-to spy on me, incognito. Is that why you're calling yourself Greg?
Dr. John Watson : That's his name.
Sherlock Holmes : Is it?
DI Lestrade : Yes... if you'd ever bother to find out. Look, I'm not your handler. And I don't just do what your brother tells me.