Mary Shannon : I peed on a stick, that's it. For all I know, I'm not pregnant.
Marshall Mann : Those tests are really accurate.
Mary Shannon : You never heard of a false positive? There's a million ways those tests can go wrong.
Marshall Mann : [skeptically] A million?
Mary Shannon : There are ways, Marshall.
Marshall Mann : You led the sharpshooting seminar in WITSEC training. I'm pretty sure you didn't miss the stick.
Marshall Mann : I know you're pregnant, I know you know you're pregnant, and I know you don't want to be pregnant, so you're gonna put off dealing with it for as long as you can.
Mary Shannon : My God, please don't be that guy.
Marshall Mann : What guy?
Mary Shannon : That guy. The guy who thinks he knows what's best for the girl. I hate that guy. That guy's a dick.
Marshall Mann : Erratic hormonal surges duly noted.