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Emperor Palpatine: [about young Boba Fett] Apparently, we are contractually obligated to follow that dumb kid's story too. That's what happens when you sell the most action figures! Thank you, fanboys!

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Luke Skywalker: [on Dagobah] What's in the cave?

Yoda: Only what you bring with you.

[Luke grabs his belt]

Yoda: Your weapons, you will not need them.

[Luke rolls his eyes, puts on his belt and enters the cave]

Yoda: Stutter, did I? Hmm?

[sighs]

Yoda: No use there is, do what Luke will do... Luke will do.

[lightsaber noises and screams come from the cave]

Yoda: Oh, shit!

[Yoda runs inside and finds Luke standing next to a decapitated Vader]

Yoda: Oh no, no, killed him you did?

Luke Skywalker: I- I thought he was Darth Vader.

Yoda: Just some dude it was! The reason I said "no weapons" this is!

Luke Skywalker: In my defense, you phrased it as more of a suggestion!

Yoda: Think you would straight cut his head off, I did not!

Luke Skywalker: [looking at the body] Hmm, he kinda looks like me.

Yoda: Yes, kind of looked like you he did! Jump out and scare you he would, and reveal his face to you he would, and blown your mind would be!

Luke Skywalker: What was the point?

Yoda: To make you think!

Luke Skywalker: Ohh...? Like I was fighting myself, or something like... wha...

Yoda: TO! MAKE! YOU! THINK!

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Obi-Wan Kenobi: [the Force ghosts of Obi-Wan, Yoda and old Anakin are listlessly watching the Rebels and the Ewoks celebrating on Endor] Just wrap it up, we are not getting any younger.

[Old Anakin turns into Hayden Christensen]

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh, you special edition motherfucker!

Anakin Skywalker: Up yours! Ha-ha!

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Yoda: [as a Force ghost on Endor at the end of Return of the Jedi] Blows, this party does.

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