Robot Chicken: Star Wars III (2010 TV Movie)
Emperor Palpatine: [about young Boba Fett] Apparently, we are contractually obligated to follow that dumb kid's story too. That's what happens when you sell the most action figures! Thank you, fanboys!
Luke Skywalker: [on Dagobah] What's in the cave?
Yoda: Only what you bring with you.
[Luke grabs his belt]
Yoda: Your weapons, you will not need them.
[Luke rolls his eyes, puts on his belt and enters the cave]
Yoda: Stutter, did I? Hmm?
Yoda: No use there is, do what Luke will do... Luke will do.
[lightsaber noises and screams come from the cave]
Yoda: Oh, shit!
[Yoda runs inside and finds Luke standing next to a decapitated Vader]
Yoda: Oh no, no, killed him you did?
Luke Skywalker: I- I thought he was Darth Vader.
Yoda: Just some dude it was! The reason I said "no weapons" this is!
Luke Skywalker: In my defense, you phrased it as more of a suggestion!
Yoda: Think you would straight cut his head off, I did not!
Luke Skywalker: [looking at the body] Hmm, he kinda looks like me.
Yoda: Yes, kind of looked like you he did! Jump out and scare you he would, and reveal his face to you he would, and blown your mind would be!
Luke Skywalker: What was the point?
Yoda: To make you think!
Luke Skywalker: Ohh...? Like I was fighting myself, or something like... wha...
Yoda: TO! MAKE! YOU! THINK!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [the Force ghosts of Obi-Wan, Yoda and old Anakin are listlessly watching the Rebels and the Ewoks celebrating on Endor] Just wrap it up, we are not getting any younger.
[Old Anakin turns into Hayden Christensen]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh, you special edition motherfucker!
Anakin Skywalker: Up yours! Ha-ha!