Stan gets upset with the neighborhood's newest resident Buckle for attempting to take away the title of "Scariest Haunted House" which he has won for the last eight consecutive years. In a move of sheer desperation and Stan's signature lack of foresight he resorts to a last ditch effort utilizing some assets that only a man in his profession and security clearance could and would do, he pulls out all of the stops and throws caution to the wind. Bonus points if you spot Totoro.
Did You Know?
The title is a reference to Best Little Whorehouse In Texas See more
Stan tries to call 911 but the line has been cut. The phone would not have been able to have audible beeps if the phone line was cut since it also provides power to the phone. See more
Spoofs My Neighbor Totoro
Got to Be Real
Written by David Foster
, David Paich
and Cheryl Lynn
Performed by Cheryl Lynn See more