Special Agent Sam Hanna: Deeks is a pain in the ass. But he doesn't deserve this.
Special Agent G. Callen: No one does.
Kensi Blye: What is it with guys and nurses?
Marty Deeks: What are you talking about? They're helpful and caring. And the whole sponge bath thing.
Kensi Blye: Oh co- I should shoot you myself.
Marty Deeks: Get in line.
'G' Callen: I get shot again, you guys better be in tears.
Sam Hanna: Heh. We weren't the last time.
'G' Callen: You weren't?
Sam Hanna: I mean, Eric may have teared up a little.
'G' Callen: Where is the love?
Special Agent Sam Hanna: Robbery's one thing, but it takes a cold-hearted person to kill someone in cold blood.
Special Agent G. Callen: What about Moonraker?
Special Agent Sam Hanna: What about it?
Special Agent G. Callen: Didn't they go into outer space in Moonraker?
Special Agent Sam Hanna: Iceland and outer space.
Special Agent G. Callen: Good luck with that one.
Special Agent Sam Hanna: Let's take my car.
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: I said Mr. Deeks is in surgery. I think your particular skills would be better served at the crime scene.
Special Agent Kensi Blye: Hetty, uh, Deeks is my second partner to get shot. So I would really like to be there... Look, the last time I wasn't there fro my partner, he was dead the next time I saw him. So please - okay?
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: I think your partner would want you there when he wakes up.
Special Agent Sam Hanna: Just pulled that address off the top of your head.
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Woudn't be doing my job if I didn't keep track of my agents. And by the way, you're overwatering your lawn.
Special Agent Sam Hanna: I prefer a lush lawn.
Kensi Blye: Then it wasn't just a robbery.
'G' Callen: No. Deeks was targeted. Visitation hours are over. You're on protection detail now. Sam and I are headed your way.
Sam Hanna: He's lucky he's not dead because I'm going to kill him.
'G' Callen: Aw, cut him some slack.
Sam Hanna: What was he thinking? Leaving at the same time everyday. Running the same route Buying coffee at the same store - everyday.
'G' Callen: Deeks is a a cop. Wasn't trained as an agent. Easy to fall into routines.
Sam Hanna: It's bad tradecraft. As soon as he reocvers, he's gonna hear about it.
'G' Callen: It's his neighborhood. he felt safe.
Sam Hanna: Look where that got him. 2 shots to the chest. Last thing we need is another Dom situation.
Nell Jones: There's only two names here, you said there were three.
Marty Deeks: Third guy I shot when I was 11 years-old.
Kensi Blye: ...His name?
Marty Deeks: Gordon John Brandel.
'G' Callen: Well, maybe after this, Sam, we can get Hetty to put us on the next Space Shuttle lawunch. Knock it off your Bond list.
Sam Hanna: Keep talking to me, and the TAC team will be a little slow in saving you.
'G' Callen: Mmmm hmm. That would assume that I needed to be saved.
Sam Hanna: You always need saving.
Marty Deeks: Okay, so then why's he carrying a .22? It's a girl's gun.
Kensi Blye: I'm a girl.
Marty Deeks: Well, you're not a real girl. You're like - you're like Wonder Woman. And Wonder Woman wouldn't carry a .22.
Kensi Blye: Compliment accepted.
'G' Callen: [In the warehouse] Doesn't add up... We're the targets, this is a perfect place for an ambush.
Sam Hanna: Unless we're not the targets.
Marty Deeks: [In the hospital] If I'm not the target, why does Santo and his buddy come back to the hospital?
Marty Deeks: KENSI!
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Well, given the circumstances, I thought it would be appropriate to update my files on your next of kin - Gordon John Brandell - your father.
Marty Deeks: I figured you always knew.
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: You figured correctly.
Marty Deeks: I was 11 when I shot him.
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: He was wielding a shotgun.
Marty Deeks: Yeah.
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: It was self-defense.
Marty Deeks: Hospital admin asked me for my next of kin. Who should I - who should I put down?
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Lange. Henrietta.
Special Agent Kensi Blye: Callen, who is Deeks' next of kin?
Special Agent G. Callen: That's a good question.