Melanie Moretti : What if he's missing me too and Los Angeles was filled with so many sad memories he's flying to Paris to fill a void in his life? What if this is *our* meet on top of the Empire State Building moment?
Joy Scroggs : Have you been watching Sleepless in Seattle again?
Melanie Moretti : No! Yes. But I got it down to once a month.
Victoria Chase : You know, I was up for a part in that movie.
Joy Scroggs : Course you were.
Melanie Moretti : [about her ex] I haven't even gone on a date yet and he's taking his fiancee to Paris. And she's so *young*. She's half my age.
Victoria Chase : Mel, darling, that really isn't that young.
Melanie Moretti : My *fake* age!
Victoria Chase : Oh my God, she's a child!
Joy Scroggs : I say we kill him and make his underage whore watch.
Joy Scroggs : So, are you OK, Mel?
Melanie Moretti : Yeah. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good and you guys have a very early flight tomorrow, so please, just go to Paris and have a wonderful time.
Joy Scroggs : I don't know. Somehow I can't seem to get excited about Paris any more. No Melanie.
Victoria Chase : You know, Joy... instead of two weeks in Paris, we could spend two weeks in Cleveland; I mean, the Paris of Ohio.
Elka Ostrovsky : No, that's Toledo.
Joy Scroggs : So what should we do now?
Melanie Moretti : I say we go to that bar where the men think we're hot.
Elka Ostrovsky : I'll drive!