No Strings Attached (2011) Poster

(I) (2011)

Mindy Kaling: Shira



  • Shira : We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts!

  • Adam : I understand what's going on. You're all on the same cycle. This is very exciting. Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days.

    Shira : Nice memorization. Did you Google that?

    Adam : I may have. Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing. Oh...

    [takes out a CD] 

    Adam : I also made you this.

    [hands it to Emma] 

    Adam : To help soothe your womb.

    Patrice : It's a mix!..."Even Flow." "Red, Red Wine."

    Shira : "Sunday Bloody Sunday"?

    Emma : Adam. You made me... a period mix?

    Guy : That's so romantic!

    Patrice : Frank Sinatra, "I've Got the World on a String"!

    Adam : It's a classic.

  • Shira : God, I am single as fuck.

  • Shira : [to Emma]  Can I say something? And don't take this the wrong way because you know I'll be your friend no matter what. You've been kind of depressing to be around lately and I might start avoiding you in the hallway. Just thought you should know.

  • Adam : [to Shira]  Listen, I want you to know that I respect you.

    Shira : Thank you!

    Adam : Normally I would remember the name of someone that I've

    Shira : [interrupts]  What? Oh my God. Did you think we had sex? We did not have sex!

    Guy : Hey Adam. You left your socks in my room.

    Adam : Did I?

    Guy : You did.

    Adam : Did I, by chance, leave my pants in your room?

    Guy : No. When we met you weren't wearing pants.

  • Shira : I just pulled a penis out of a Vitamin Water yesterday, so we are cool with penises here.

  • Shira : You bringing Adam to the Christmas party tonight?

    Emma : No. Things were getting too intense so we decided not to see each other until we hook up with other people.

    Shira : Okay. Yes. Good! We are getting laid tonight. This is going to be like Sideways only you're Paul Giamatti and I'm the guy who gets laid.

    Emma : I can't get laid?

    Shira : No. Tonight is about me, Emma. I'm feeling hot. I'm feeling good. I'm wearing bikini bottoms because my other underwear is dirty. Alright, we're hot. You feel hot?

    Emma : [shrugs]  No one threw up on me today.

    Shira : We're sluts, Emma. We're dirty, dirty sluts!

    Emma : Okay.

    Shira : Remember, we're sluts!

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