No Strings Attached (I) (2011)
Mindy Kaling: Shira
Shira : We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts!
Adam : I understand what's going on. You're all on the same cycle. This is very exciting. Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days.
Shira : Nice memorization. Did you Google that?
Adam : I may have. Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing. Oh...
[takes out a CD]
Adam : I also made you this.
[hands it to Emma]
Adam : To help soothe your womb.
Patrice : It's a mix!..."Even Flow." "Red, Red Wine."
Shira : "Sunday Bloody Sunday"?
Emma : Adam. You made me... a period mix?
Guy : That's so romantic!
Patrice : Frank Sinatra, "I've Got the World on a String"!
Adam : It's a classic.
Shira : God, I am single as fuck.
Shira : [to Emma] Can I say something? And don't take this the wrong way because you know I'll be your friend no matter what. You've been kind of depressing to be around lately and I might start avoiding you in the hallway. Just thought you should know.
Adam : [to Shira] Listen, I want you to know that I respect you.
Shira : Thank you!
Adam : Normally I would remember the name of someone that I've
Shira : [interrupts] What? Oh my God. Did you think we had sex? We did not have sex!
Guy : Hey Adam. You left your socks in my room.
Adam : Did I?
Guy : You did.
Adam : Did I, by chance, leave my pants in your room?
Guy : No. When we met you weren't wearing pants.
Shira : I just pulled a penis out of a Vitamin Water yesterday, so we are cool with penises here.
Shira : You bringing Adam to the Christmas party tonight?
Emma : No. Things were getting too intense so we decided not to see each other until we hook up with other people.
Shira : Okay. Yes. Good! We are getting laid tonight. This is going to be like Sideways only you're Paul Giamatti and I'm the guy who gets laid.
Emma : I can't get laid?
Shira : No. Tonight is about me, Emma. I'm feeling hot. I'm feeling good. I'm wearing bikini bottoms because my other underwear is dirty. Alright, we're hot. You feel hot?
Emma : [shrugs] No one threw up on me today.
Shira : We're sluts, Emma. We're dirty, dirty sluts!
Emma : Okay.
Shira : Remember, we're sluts!