Jack Kahuna Laguna: [Repeated line] Just keep breathin'.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hail, O Swami of the Gnarly Pounders. We seek audience with thee.
Patrick Star: Plus we wanna talk to you.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Where are your shoes? You're not going section eight on me, are you?
SpongeBob SquarePants: It's so hot, my shoes... my shoes melted off.
Jack Kahuna Laguna: There's one thing I forgot to tell you. In return for its awesomeness, the Big One always demands a sacrifice. One of you will not return.
Squidward Tentacles: I volunteer SpongeBob!
Narrator: To some, surfing comes as naturally as eating ice-cream on a hot day. To others, it's like eating ice-cream on a cold day.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Have you ever seen anything so beautiful?
Patrick Star: Not since I saw my first triple-layer cheesecake.
Patrick Star: [after the Big One eats his board] Hey, I was gonna eat that!
Squidward Tentacles: [Jack Kahuna Laguna gets swallowed by the Big One] I guess the Big One prefers a high-protein diet.