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Stan Helsing (2009)

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A spoof on many horror movie series. Ending his shift at the video rental, Stan's picked up by his BFF and 2 cute girls, all going to a Halloween party. Will they even get there?

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Bo Zenga

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Bo Zenga
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Steve Howey ... Stan Helsing
Diora Baird ... Nadine
Kenan Thompson ... Teddy
Desi Lydic ... Mia
Leslie Nielsen ... Kay
Kit Zenga Kit Zenga ... Orphan
Darren Moore ... Crazy
Twan Holliday ... Pleatherface (as Twan Holiday)
Ben Cotton ... Fweddy
Travis MacDonald Travis MacDonald ... Hitcher
Lee Tichon ... Michael Crier
Ken Kirzinger ... Mason
Charles Zuckermann Charles Zuckermann ... Needlehead
Jeff Gulka ... Lucky
Chad Krowchuk ... Sully
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Storyline

It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers. Written by Anonymous

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The most feared monsters in cinematic have met their match.

Genres:

Comedy | Horror

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for crude and sexual content, some drug use and language | See all certifications »

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Details

Country:

Canada | USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

25 March 2010 (Russia) See more »

Also Known As:

Mega Monster Movie See more »

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Box Office

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$354,331
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Technical Specs

Runtime:

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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital | DTS (5.1)

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

In China, the film was marketed as the fifth Scary Movie due to the similarity with the franchise. See more »

Goofs

When Stan Helsing is hitting the hockey kid the kids' hockey bat disappears between the shots and appears again in the last shot. See more »

Quotes

[first lines]
Stan Helsing: [picking up a ringing phone] Schlockbuster. Happy Halloween.
[pause]
Stan Helsing: Yeah yeah yeah, we carry porn.
[pause]
Stan Helsing: What do I recommend? Well... "Schindler's Fist", "How Stella Got Her Tube Packed", "Six Degrees of Penatration". This is a good one. "Glad He Ate Her".
[pause]
Stan Helsing: Yeah, yeah, okay. You're welcome, Grandma.
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Crazy Credits

The makeup department is listed in the end credits with humorous nicknames like "Jeny 'Puppet-Sex' Cassady" and "Werner 'Monkey Gland' Pretorius"). See more »

Connections

References Species: The Awakening (2007) See more »

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Where U At
Written by Johnathan Simon, Morgan Little and Tek Luciano
Performed by Tek Luciano & M.O.
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Oh my God......
11 October 2009 | by mxidiroglouSee all my reviews

I think these guys don't even try anymore to make not a funny one, but even watchable movie anymore....

There is no need of spoilers or taking even a deeper look at this ''movie''. There is no plot not script no acting, nothing really present that this would qualify this as an actual movie.

When i sat down to see this movie i knew about what i was going to see. A cheap laugh. But as i realized i noticed that a actually barely smiled during the movie. I spend most of my time looking at my watch wandering when the movie is going to end. Anyway...

One hint to the producers...

STOP MAKING THIS TRASH ANYMORE. I am not an American, but i would personally be very offended if this kind of movies are supposed to reflect the cultural level of young American people.


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