Eugene believes in no sex before marriage. So DID his girlfriend, Cindi. His BFF loves sex. At Senior Prom, just before sex with Cindi, he falls into a coma. Waking up 4 years later, his Cindi is Miss March in Playboy. Can he get her back?
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A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross-country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine's legendary mansion headquarters and win back the girl.Written by
After Eugene awakens from his coma and first hears about horsedick.mpeg, Tucker tells him "you're so white". Both actors previously starred, wrote, and directed The Whitest Kids You Know, an uncensored sketch comedy show. See more »
When Eugene talks to Cindy in the tree outside her bedroom window, it is supposed to be night, but blue sky appears through the tree leaves. See more »
When you give something to a bitch, they don't do nothin' but take. That's why I don't give 'em nothin' but the dick. 'Cause they can't take that away. You'll see. Tomorrow at the mansion I'ma run the train on seven, eight, nine, ELEVEN o' them honeys! Ain't a Playmate there I ain't tagged yet.
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Unrated edition features more nudity and extended scenes for a total of 93min. See more »
I learned 3 things about myself when I saw Miss March, a comedy in which a young man awakens from a four-year coma to discover his former girlfriend posed for Playboy as Miss March during his absence:
1. I am a prude by any standard applied to this abomination of a home movie disguised as a film comedy. The references to penises are multiple and always degrading; accompanying the infantile penile obsession is a satire of epilepsy rude beyond reason. The times a character defecates in front of the camera are shocking and gratuitous in the extreme.
2. As a former English major, I learned the art the picaresque has been used to show knowledge emerging from travel. However, this adolescent trip is so beyond enlightening that the Odysseys of characters from Homer to Kumar are forever diminished by the association.
3. I resent Hugh Hefner, in his 80's looking like his 90's, playing himself when no one, not even he, could ever portray the depraved, aging satyr better than he does in real life. His Viagra bill is either astronomical or just for show. There, I feel much better about wasting two hours on this claptrap; after all, watching bad movies is only part of what I do.
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