Ken Jeong: Teddy Dang
Teddy Dang : Ahhhh, it feels like a Smurf jizzed all over my face!
Teddy Dang : Mr. Selleck, I think i made a sale.
Ben Selleck : Terrific, good job Teddy!
Teddy Dang : And he wants to pay in cash, non sequential unmarked bills, neatly packed in this canvas bag.
Ben Selleck : well thats a bank bag Teddy...
[bag full of blue dye packs explodes in Teddy's face, customer speeds away]
Teddy Dang : Ah! My eyes, My eyes! My Lasik!
Ben Selleck : Awe shit somebody call the cops.
Teddy Dang : It Burns!
Ben Selleck : Teddy go flush your eyes out.
Teddy Dang : I feel like a smurf just jizzed in my face!