Ving Rhames: Jibby Newsome
Jibby Newsome : [after turning on "Dawson's Creek" in his motel room] James Van Der Beek, my nigga!
Jibby Newsome : Listen man, I haven't been home in a year and a half... and I'm about 90% sure I left the front door open.
Jibby Newsome : I'm
Jibby Newsome : making love.
Heather : [moans] making love.
Jibby Newsome : You know what nobody ever told me 'bout making love?
Heather : What?
Jibby Newsome : How borin' it is.
Heather : Yeah!
Jibby Newsome : [pause] You can do anything you want. My safe word is blueberry pancakes.
Jibby Newsome : See, I try to tell women all the time... Auto Lister is like MySpace for serial killers.
Babs Merrick : You're a virgin?
Jibby Newsome : Oh, hell no!
Babs Merrick : Oh.
Jibby Newsome : No, I been with hundreds of women... maybe thousands. I... I just ain't never really ever made love to a woman. You know, I've done 3-ways, 4-ways, menage-a-tois, menage sept, menage seises... I've sixty-nined, eighty-nined... one hundred fourteened. Golden, diamond and platinum showers. I like that. I mean, I ripped shit up. Done all that... but I ain't never ever made love to a woman.
Brent Gage : [Knocking on motel room door] Come on Don... come on.
Babs Merrick : What's going on? Don's never been late for the last day of a sale.
Ivy Selleck : [Opening door] Don's gone. Aaaaand you did not see me here. Okay.
Babs Merrick : Well did he go to the lot?
Ivy Selleck : I don't know. He kind of just freaked out and left.
Jibby Newsome : 'Querque all over again.
Babs Merrick : Fuckin' 'Querque.