London Tipton : Mr. Moseby, Lance just dumped me. Throw him into the Tipton dungeon!
Mr. Moseby : London, for the last time, we don't have a dungeon.
London Tipton : Oh, really? Then what's that room at the bottom of the hotel?
Mr. Moseby : That's the basement.
London Tipton : Well, if that's so, then why do we have a fire-breathing dragon?
Mr. Moseby : That's the furnace!