From what I've been presented and the evidence put forth, the Court has no choice but to order you to place Mr. Cartman's pubical sac in your mouth and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds.
You have 24 hours to suck aforementioned balls. If, after that time, you still refuse, the Court will be forced to arrest you for contempt. Next case.
Thank you, Your Honor. This isn't a victory for me. This is a victory for the justice system...and my balls.