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American Pie Presents: Beta House (Video 2007) Poster

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Wesley: [wakes up on plane] Excuse me, where's this plane going to?

Stewardess: Detroit.

Wesley: [sighs with relief] Thank God!

[panics]

Wesley: ... Excuse me! Where's it coming from?

Stewardess: Bangkok.

Wesley: Thai...

[Wesley's sleeve is tugged by Sun Lei]

Wesley: Whose kid is that?

Stewardess: Yours - you adopted him yesterday. Congratulations!

Wesley: [waves gingerly] Hey buddy.

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Bobby: You started it!

Mike 'Cooze' Coozeman: What? I didn't do anything

Bobby: You charged that stripper with a pen like you were gonna shove it in her ass!

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Ashley: How're you feeling?

Erik Stifler: Hey. Good, thanks.

Ashley: Here, let me see.

Erik Stifler: Oh, no. No, no. Ashley, it's... You really don't need to do anything.

Ashley: Oh my God, Erik. You have to put something on that.

Erik Stifler: No, it's just a little red.

Ashley: Here, let me.

[Ashley takes some healing gel and starts rubbing it on Erick's burn]

Erik Stifler: It's really not necessary...

[Erik gasps]

Ashley: Does it hurt?

Erik Stifler: No, it's just really cold.

Ashley: [Ashley rubs slower] Does that feel better?

Erik Stifler: Yeah. Mmm-hmm.

Ashley: Wow!

[Megan is shocked by Erik's erection through the towel]

Erik Stifler: Oh man!

Ashley: I didn't even touch it. Mmm. No, it's no big deal. I guess I should just take it as a compliment, right?

Erik Stifler: I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry.

Ashley: It's cool.

Erik Stifler: How that cream feels good. Ash, you might wanna...

Ashley: [Whispering] Just relax.

Erik Stifler: [Panting] It's still hot.

[John falls backward and his towel falls off, his semen squirts on the wall, a picture frame and a teddy bear]

Ashley: Oh my God! Mr. Biggles!

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