American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007 Video)
Wesley: [wakes up on plane] Excuse me, where's this plane going to?
Wesley: [sighs with relief] Thank God!
Wesley: ... Excuse me! Where's it coming from?
[Wesley's sleeve is tugged by Sun Lei]
Wesley: Whose kid is that?
Stewardess: Yours - you adopted him yesterday. Congratulations!
Wesley: [waves gingerly] Hey buddy.
Bobby: You started it!
Mike 'Cooze' Coozeman: What? I didn't do anything
Bobby: You charged that stripper with a pen like you were gonna shove it in her ass!
Ashley: How're you feeling?
Erik Stifler: Hey. Good, thanks.
Ashley: Here, let me see.
Erik Stifler: Oh, no. No, no. Ashley, it's... You really don't need to do anything.
Ashley: Oh my God, Erik. You have to put something on that.
Erik Stifler: No, it's just a little red.
Ashley: Here, let me.
[Ashley takes some healing gel and starts rubbing it on Erick's burn]
Erik Stifler: It's really not necessary...
Ashley: Does it hurt?
Erik Stifler: No, it's just really cold.
Ashley: [Ashley rubs slower] Does that feel better?
Erik Stifler: Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
[Megan is shocked by Erik's erection through the towel]
Erik Stifler: Oh man!
Ashley: I didn't even touch it. Mmm. No, it's no big deal. I guess I should just take it as a compliment, right?
Erik Stifler: I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry.
Ashley: It's cool.
Erik Stifler: How that cream feels good. Ash, you might wanna...
Ashley: [Whispering] Just relax.
Erik Stifler: [Panting] It's still hot.
[John falls backward and his towel falls off, his semen squirts on the wall, a picture frame and a teddy bear]
Ashley: Oh my God! Mr. Biggles!