Paul explains his bird-watching equipment. At the drive-in, the boss (Paulsen) makes the moves on his secretary (Heatherton) until his wife is spotted in the car next door. On "Then Came Paulsen," Pat attempts to help Buffalo Running Schwartz with a flat tire, then drives into an open grave. Channel 94's in West Tipton, IN interviews a boxer who is so long winded, he's still talking when the TV station signs off the air. Pat demands silence as he attempts to levitate over a tank of water; he fails repeatedly.
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[disgusted after failing to levitate
You can't do anything on ABC.