The Two Ronnies (1971–1987)
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Sketches include visiting the Arnold Murray School of Dancing, we hear from a spokesman from the Ministry of Poetry, how men can describe a bra's size, there is the next episode of "The ... See full summary »

Writers:

Paul Harris, Tom Magee Englefield (as Tom Magee-Englefield) | 5 more credits »

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Cast

Episode cast overview, first billed only:
Ronnie Barker ... Himself / Various Characters
Ronnie Corbett ... Himself / Various Characters
Elkie Brooks Elkie Brooks ... Herself
Diana Dors ... Commander
Anna Cropper ... Brian
Carol Gillies Carol Gillies ... Undercover Policewoman
Joan Harsant Joan Harsant ... Cleaning Woman
Helen Lambert Helen Lambert ... Milk Woman
Yvonne Manners Yvonne Manners ... Auctioneer
Johnnie Wade Johnnie Wade ... Man at Tellers Window (as Johnny Wade)
Alec Bregonzi Alec Bregonzi ... Vicar
Noel Dyson ... Woman with Dog
Rikki Howard Rikki Howard ... Dolly
Lucienne Camille Lucienne Camille ... Miss Higginbottom (as Lucienne)
Janet Mahoney Janet Mahoney ... Miss Brownlow
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Storyline

Sketches include visiting the Arnold Murray School of Dancing, we hear from a spokesman from the Ministry of Poetry, how men can describe a bra's size, there is the next episode of "The Worm that Turned", what happens when you put a swear box in the local, manners at the bank, Ronnie tells us how the BBC DG is unhappy with the quality of his jokes, a house visit by the doctor, the final musical comes from the sultan's harem. The musical guest is Elkie Brooks. Written by jem

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Comedy

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Release Date:

15 November 1980 (UK) See more »

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Quotes

Ronnie Corbett: [while getting a lesson from Arnold Murray, a cut-rate dance studio's owner, a statuesque black woman enters and puts some letters on the desk] Does she work here?
Ronnie Barker: Ah, yes, occasionally. She's my assistant.
Ronnie Corbett: Couldn't I dance with her?
Ronnie Barker: Afraid not, it's impossible. She's one of the untouchables.
Ronnie Corbett: Oh, I didn't know negro girls were untouchable.
Ronnie Barker: Oh, this one is, and believe me, I've tried.
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Soundtracks

Paint Your Pretty Picture
Written by Bill Withers
Performed by Elkie Brooks
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