Sketches include visiting the Arnold Murray School of Dancing, we hear from a spokesman from the Ministry of Poetry, how men can describe a bra's size, there is the next episode of "The Worm that Turned", what happens when you put a swear box in the local, manners at the bank, Ronnie tells us how the BBC DG is unhappy with the quality of his jokes, a house visit by the doctor, the final musical comes from the sultan's harem. The musical guest is Elkie Brooks.
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[while getting a lesson from Arnold Murray, a cut-rate dance studio's owner, a statuesque black woman enters and puts some letters on the desk
Does she work here?
Ah, yes, occasionally. She's my assistant.
Couldn't I dance with her?
Afraid not, it's impossible. She's one of the untouchables.
Oh, I didn't know negro girls were untouchable.
Oh, this one is, and believe me, I've tried.
Paint Your Pretty Picture
Written by Bill Withers
Performed by Elkie Brooks See more