Homer tells the children of his first love at school,a girl who actually turned out to be Marge but whom he failed to recognize because she had burnt her blue hair brown ironing it. Marge takes up the story,explaining that they were to meet for a second date but Homer failed to show. Homer explains it was because he accidentally ended up in Fat Camp and could not escape in time. However each has kept the half of the heart-shaped love token they exchanged as proof of that first meeting.
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Did You Know?
Homer's alias Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar are parodies of Elvis Presley, Mick Jagger and Karim Abdul-Jabbar. See more
Homer says he only kissed one girl--Marge. However, he leaves out the fact that Patty kisses him as well, bringing the total number of girls he's kissed to at least two. See more
Alright, how should I get there?
[looks at rowing boat
Hmm. I guess it's row versus wade. And it's my right to choose!
Spoofs Cool Hand Luke
In the Summertime
Written by Ray Dorset
Performed by Mungo Jerry See more