Joel: "Maybe it's really helium and they'll sound like the Munchkins."
Servo: "Tomorrow is another day."
Tom (as Lenny): "Tell me about the rabbits again, George."
Joel and the 'bots compare the mad monster to the Wolf Man.
Crow: "I've seen better acts on the old Sullivan show."
Servo: "Well, Wilbur's fed."
Crow: "Hey, it's Wishbone from the old Rawhide show."
Joel: "Cheese it, it's Alan Brady."
Servo and Joel parody the theme song.
Joel: "Mr. Mooney!"
Joel: "You rang?"
Joel: "Hey, it looks just like the front of the Munsters' house."
Crow: "Skipper!" Servo: "Little buddy!"
Joel: "Looks like he's in the doctor's heart in that movie, 'Fantastic Voyage.'"
Servo: "It's Dr. Cornelius from 'Planet of the Apes.'"
Servo (imitating Frosty): "Happy birthday!"
Crow: "It's Colonel Potter! Harry Morgan!"
Servo: "Little House on the Swamp."
Crow: "This was no boating accident. This was a shark."
Crow: "Hey, it's Bill Bixby as Lou Ferrigno!"
Servo: "And don't call me Shirley."
"My brother and my other brother."
Joel: "It's the original 'Sid and Nancy.'"
Joel (referring to the nitrous oxide): "I got it from Dennis Hopper, I think."
Crow: "I'd give it two thumbs up."
Joel and the 'bots are forced to watch the film.
Joel and the 'bots are forced to watch the second chapter.