Homer Simpson : You can't enjoy money when you're dead, so why not have fun now?
Marge Simpson : Don't you think you've had enough fun? Last year you spent five thousand dollars on donuts, two thousand on scalp massages, five hundred on body glitter.
Homer Simpson : Hey, I earned that money. While you lounge around here doing laundry and putting up drywall, I'm at work busting my hump.
Marge Simpson : Oh, please! From what I hear, you waltz in there at ten thirty, take a nap on the toilet, then sit around Googling your own name until lunch.
Homer Simpson : Who told you that?
Marge Simpson : You shouted it while we were making love!
Homer Simpson : I need a castle where I can be king!
Bart Simpson : French it up, lover boy.
Homer Simpson : I'm not a machine. I can't just turn it on.
Marge Simpson : Oh come here.
[Marge grabs Homer and start French kissing]
Marge Simpson : Now pull over!
Bart Simpson : First, raise my allowance.
Homer Simpson : WHY YOU LITTLE!
[Starts strangling Bart while driving]