Maddie: [to London] Teach me to be mean!
London: [to Maddie] Teach me to be smart!
Cody Martin: What kind of name is Tapeworm?
Max: The kind you get when you eat 20 hotdogs in 2 minutes!
Cody Martin: Wow! Beats my record!
Zack Martin: By 18
London: [London is talking to Mr Mosby] When will he learn that education and me just don't mix?
Maddie: It's education and I.
London: Hello, this isn't about you!