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"South Park" Starvin' Marvin (TV Episode 1997) Poster

(TV Series)

(1997)

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Mr. Garrison: Who knows what a can food drive is?

Eric Cartman: Isn't that where they cut open a chick's stomach to get the baby out?

Mr. Garrison: No that's a caesarian section, Eric, but remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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Stan: [on the phone] Yeah, yeah; we want to adopt a starving Ethernopian.

Eric Cartman: When do we get the sports watch?

Stan: [annoyed] Just a second, fatass.

Eric Cartman: You Vas Deferens.

Stan: [continuing] Hello? No, it's a ma...

[he pauses]

Stan: Vas Deferens?

[Kenny mumbles something, possibly about "peepee"]

Stan: Oh.

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[last lines]

[Kenny's family's dinner is a can of green beans]

Mrs. McCormick: Does anybody have a can opener?

Mr. McCormick: Goddammit.

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Terrance: [dressed as pilgrims, standing in the snow] Gee, I sure am cold Phillip.

Phillip: Yes, and hungry too.

Terrance: Being a pilgrim totally sucks ass.

Phillip: I hope we don't starve.

Terrance: [farts] Ha ha ha ha ha.

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Stan: [on the phone] Hello? Is this Sally Struthers?... Oh.

Kyle: What did she say?

Stan: Shut up, Butt-pirate, I'm trying to hear.

Kyle: Ass-rammer.

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Trey Parker: You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."

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Cartman: See, this is what we call an all-you-can-eat buffet. Here you can eat all you want for just $6.99. That why everyone comes here on Tuesday nights, except for Kenny's family because for them, $6.99 is two year's income.

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[after being taken away to Africa by the government]

[sees Sally Struthers eating a cake]

Cartman: Gimme that cake.

Sally Struthers: [mouth full] No, this is my cake.

Cartman: Sally Struthers, you give me that cake.

Sally Struthers: No, you can't have any.

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Cartman: [in Africa] Who let these flies in here? Hasn't anybody heard of insect repellent?

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