Carrie : [offscreen] The only thing harder than choosing a spot for your wedding when you hate weddings is choosing a wedding gift for your friend who hates weddings.
Charlotte : What about a guest book?
Carrie : There's gonna be like eight of us there. There's no one to keep track of. I can't believe Miranda is getting married.
Charlotte : [holds up heart shaped dish] This is pretty!
Samantha : Oh, she'll hate that. Too domestic.
Carrie : And too bridey.
Samantha : Yeah, let's try not to piss her off.
Charlotte : Maybe we should just buy her a stapler, wrap it in brown paper and just smear some dog poo on it! Think she'd be comfortable with that?
Carrie : Fine. We'll get the dish.