After proposing marriage to David, Darlene tells him that she is pregnant. They plan to wait to tell the family, but Roseanne smells the fear and jokingly guesses, correctly, that Darlene is pregnant. Dan is convinced that they are not ready to start a family, and is openly not happy for them at all. Roseanne, knowing that there is nothing she can do, feigns happiness and tries to give Darlene advice and support.
Lynne Boris Johnston
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[Darlene suggests that she and David get married
Oh my God!
[they kiss, pause
Wait a minute, ah-ha, okay; now you're gonna tell me you're kidding, right?
Nope! Now I'm gonna tell you I'm pregnant.
References Card Sharks