Deputy : Thanks for the hammer, Neb.
Nebeneezer Jackman : You're mighty welcome, Deputy.
Lucas McCain : We sure are sorry to see you leave, Neb.
Nebeneezer Jackman : You ain't no sorrier than I am, Lucas.
Lucas McCain : We all have to pay taxes. You know that.
Moss Jackman : [reading aloud] According to section 7, paragraph 6 of the territorial tax laws, payment on land taxes is required on or before...
Nebeneezer Jackman : Who's side are you on, Moss?
Moss Jackman : How come you said we done worked in a peace office afore when you know we never?
Nebeneezer Jackman : Moss, how many times did the sheriff back in North Fork lock us up?
Haslam Jackman : Every time we got drunk.
Nebeneezer Jackman : That's right, Haslam. And how'd we pay off our fine every time?
Bo Jackman : We cleaned up his office for him.
Nebeneezer Jackman : That's right, Bo. Now ain't that workin' in a peace office?
Nebeneezer Jackman : Well, son of a gun. Them fellas went and told us they was somebody who they ain't instead of somebody they is.