I'd love to get you alone in a room and show you what a real man's about.
There's a room upstairs if you wanna... fool around.
...Okay. I'm gonna ask you, cameraperson, and YOU, cameraperson, there is $14 for each of you, to be divided by two. Sound man's involved, that's three into $14. You do the math. This is our secret. We're goin' upstairs!