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"NCIS" An Eye for an Eye (TV Episode 2005) Poster

(TV Series)

(2005)

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: Hey, you know what this reminds me of? Pacci's suspect that we were staking out last year.

Agent Caitlin Todd: That's right! The beautiful pre-op transsexual who seduced Tony.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: She didn't seduce me. I was undercover.

Agent Caitlin Todd: Yeah, well, didn't you stick your tongue down...

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I took one for the team, all right? Someone had to keep her occupied.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Don't you mean "*him?*"

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Abby Sciuto: You know that doesn't work with me... I always know when you're there... Gibbs?

[sound of the lab door closing]

Abby Sciuto: That's weird.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Shaking a Caf Pow] You lookin' for me?

Abby Sciuto: You are getting sneakier the older you get.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Not to mention better lookin' What ya got?

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[Tony is reclining at his desk, "asleep" with his eyes open, and Kate is speculating on why he's sleepy]

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I don't kiss and tell, Kate.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Since when? I know more about your sex life than I do about my own, Tony.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That's not hard to believe, Probie, since you don't have one.

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Joe Tabarez: Off the record Purcell is one creepy son of a bitch. What's he supposed to have done?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Shipped a pair of woman's eyeballs to a transsexual sailor who killed himself.

Joe Tabarez: And here I thought I had seen it all.

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Guyman Purcell: [teaching a lecture] Okay, now that we've learned a little bit about recruiting double agents, let's take a moment to consider some of the risks involved. Anybody?

[Tony starts to raise his hand to volunteer information]

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: DiNozzo, would you like to become left-handed?

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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: What's your location?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We're looking for the TAT building right now. The town's kind of hard to navigate.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [viewing Tony's position on a GPS map in MTAC] It's fifty feet right in front of you, DiNozzo.

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[Gibbs enters squad room to see what his team has found out]

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Anybody! Talk to me.

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[Tony, leaving in Gibbs's wake, barks an order at McGee]

Special Agent Timothy McGee: You got it, Boss... uh, Tony.

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[Abby and Ducky are in her lab, talking to Gibbs on the phone. Ducky starts to report, then remembers his manners]

Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: I'm sorry. Ladies first.

Abby Sciuto: That is so sweet!

Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: It's a pleasure, I'm sure.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Today, Abby!

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[first lines]

Allison Donovan: [on phone] It's always about him.

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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: [after Jimmy Palmer interrupts] Has head-slapping been effective for you, Jethro?

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, look at the way DiNozzo turned out.

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Colonel Bushnell: I got your email, Special Agent Gibbs. To tell you the truth, I was shocked. When did you learn to use a computer.

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Agent Caitlin Todd: Would you turn the heat up? I'm freezing.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Can't. Smoke from the tailpipe would give away our position.

Agent Caitlin Todd: Great. Can't feel my legs, here.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We could do what the eskimos do to keep warm.

Agent Caitlin Todd: What's that?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Press their bodies together. Of course, the effect is greatly improved if you're naked.

Agent Caitlin Todd: There's not enough liquor on the planet to make that happen, Tony.

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