Bart Maverick : My old Pappy used to say, "Son, love, and love alone will send a man soaring into the depths."
[Bart is attack by a man and overcomes him]
Bart Maverick : Wanna try again?
Cornelius Van Rennselaer Jr. : I merely hoped to prevent you from stabbing my pachycereus.
Bart Maverick : Your what?
Cornelius Van Rennselaer Jr. : The cactus. She's female and very delicate.
Bart Maverick : I'm sorry, I was so thirsty, I, uh, I didn't even notice the sex.
[Bart, who the conductor thinks is Van Renneselaer, is kissing Abigail]
Conductor : Uh, excuse me, Mr. Van Renneselaer, it's noon. You're free to go.
Bart Maverick : I'm in no hurry.
Conductor : Well, then, if you don't mind, I'll run along and pick up my bonus money. Uh, remember me to your father.
Bart Maverick : I will.
Conductor : I just want to say, that you've been very cooperative and thank ya.
Bart Maverick : You're most welcome.