"Married... with Children" Get the Dodge Out of Hell (TV Episode 1995) Poster

Michael Faustino: Mikey


  • Al : I want my Dodge, dag-nabit.

    Mikey : Dag-nabit? What did you do, get the "Hooked on Phonics" Yosemite Sam tape?

  • Mikey : Do you realize that for being caught in the women's restroom, we're going to dock you a week's pay?

    Jefferson D'Arcy : [sarcastically]  Well there goes that yacht I was gonna buy.

    Mikey : You're already on thin ice, Mr. Ivy League pervert in the bathroom looking up women's skirts. Now I don't want anymore shenanigans out of you. I want you buffin' the next thing that comes out of here.

    [Al walks out of the car wash] 

  • Mikey : We're going to buy you a new car,how does a Hyundai sound?

    Al : Like an old lawn mover.

  • Mikey : [a teenager]  I'm Mikey. I'm the manager.

    Al : Of what? The Mets?

    Mikey : I don't take lip from shoe salesmen. Now what do you want? I have a book report due tomorrow.

    Al : I want my car. It never came out the other end.

    Mikey : Are you sure you brought a car?

    Al : No, I drove the wife. Of course I brought a car, you zit farm.

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