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"Justice League" Comfort and Joy (TV Episode 2003) Poster

(TV Series)

(2003)

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Pa Kent: We used to wrap his presents in lead foil so he couldn't peek.

Clark Kent: [Clark looks momentarily confused] You mean *Santa* wrapped them.

Ma Kent: Oh, of course, dear.

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J'onn J'onzz: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Kent. I hope I'm not disturbing you. Super... uh, Clark, was most insistent that I spend the holidays with you. My name is J'onn... I'm a Martian.

Pa Kent: Oh, we're no strangers to aliens in this house. You just make yourself at home.

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[Clark Kent examines his Christmas presents]

Clark Kent: Lead...

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[Ultra-Humanite places the toy in front of the children; it lights up, and starts playing the theme from "The Nutcracker."]

D.J. Rubber Ducky: [Humanite's voice] Hello, children. Come close and I'll tell you a story.

Little Girl: Is that D.J. Rubber Ducky?

Little Boy: He sounds weird.

D.J. Rubber Ducky: [as they gather round] Little Clara had just received a beautiful toy nutcracker from her godfather, the mysterious Herr Drosselmeyer...

Ultra-Humanite: Well? An improvement, wouldn't you say?

The Flash: I kind of liked it when he made the poopy noise.

[Humanite frowns; Flash looks at the children, listening raptly to the story]

D.J. Rubber Ducky: That night, as Clara slept beneath the Christmas tree, her beloved toy came alive to lead her on an unforgettable adventure...

The Flash: But this is good too.

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Ultra-Humanite: [of the top hat] I won't wear it.

The Flash: Oh, come on, I'm wearing the beard. You don't want to scare the kids, do you?

Ultra-Humanite: The indignity...

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Ultra-Humanite: You'll be happy to know, Flash, that your words - jejeune though they were - did not fall on deaf ears. I appreciate the sentiment behind them and therefore call a truce in honor of the season.

The Flash: Seriously?

Ultra-Humanite: You'll have the toy to give to your young friends. I'm improving it, too.

The Flash: [suspicious] It's not gonna blow up or anything?

Ultra-Humanite: [puh-leeze] Flash. It IS Christmas.

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Ma Kent: [after J'onn puts on his sweater] I wasn't sure about the size...

[J'onn shape-shifts, expanding his upper body to fill out the sweater]

J'onn J'onzz: [smiles] I can grow into it.

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[Hawkgirl takes Green Lantern to her idea of a celebration - a dive bar on a sleazy planet]

Shayera Hol: [throws the doors open] Hi, guys!

Entire Crowd: SHAYERA!

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Clark Kent: That's why I like coming home for the holidays. I can just relax and be myself.

Pa Kent: Okay, everyone! I'm turning on the Christmas tree!

Clark Kent: Pa! That's my job!

[runs downstairs]

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[last lines; Clark and his parents listen to J'onn singing in Martian]

Clark Kent: And he said he didn't bring a gift.

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Shayera Hol: You fly through space all the time but sliding down a snowy hill makes you shriek like a child?

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