Sammy: I sprained my arm, Jack.
Jack Benny: Well, you didn't fall that hard.
Sammy: I know, but it's the same arm they slammed the door on in the patrol wagon.
Jack Benny: For those of you who are worried when Sammy the drummer, you know, when he fell over the drums there. He actually... he did not break any bones... he broke a bottle. Believe me, he would rather have broken a bone.