Manny : [Mannie interrupts Mike and Phoebe kissing] I knew you'd be here.
Mike Hannigan : Oh crap.
Phoebe Buffay : Who's this?
Mike Hannigan : It's my friend, Mannie. I asked him to keep me away from you.
Monica Geller-Bing : Hey, that's what I'm doing for Phoebe.
Manny : Well you're not doing a very good job.
Monica Geller-Bing : Excuse me?
Manny : What's with the kissing?
Monica Geller-Bing : Hey, at least I knew where my guy was.
Manny : Yeah. Thank God you were here to oversee all the kissing.
Monica Geller-Bing : You didn't hear the speech.
Manny : I've heard the speech. If he knew it was going to be the last time he saw her...
Monica Geller-Bing : Hey, it was very moving. You're just heartless.
Manny : You're weak.
Monica Geller-Bing : You're... weird.
Manny : Your pants are undone.
Monica Geller-Bing : Oh!
Manny : Where'd they go?
[Phoebe and Mike slipped away while they were busy arguing]
Monica Geller-Bing : Dammit!
Manny : Well we blew it.
Mike Hannigan : If I had known the last time I saw you would be the last time, I... I would have stopped to memorize your face, the way you moved, everything about you. If I had known the last time I kissed you would be the last time, I never would have stopped.
Monica Geller-Bing : Kiss him you fool!
Phoebe Buffay : What?
Monica Geller-Bing : Did you hear that speech? If you don't kiss him then I will.