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"Friends" The One with the Halloween Party (TV Episode 2001) Poster

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[Halloween costumes; Monica's Catwoman and Phoebe's Supergirl]

Phoebe: Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again.

Monica: So we do, Supergirl.

Phoebe: [laughs] No, it's me, Phoebe.

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[Ross's lame Halloween costume joke]

Mona: Oh, my god. You're Spudnik.

Chandler: [to Ross] Marry her.

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Boy in the Cape: My friend told me you were giving out money.

Rachel Green: I was but now we got candy.

Boy in the Cape: I'd rather have the money.

Rachel Green: Well, that's not your choice. Happy Halloween.

Boy in the Cape: This isn't fair.

Rachel Green: Well, is it fair that all you had to do was put on a cape and I have to give you free stuff?

Boy in the Cape: Shut up.

Rachel Green: You shut up.

Boy in the Cape: You can't tell me to shut up.

Rachel Green: Uh, I think I just did. And uh oh, here it comes again. Shut up.

Joey: Uh, Rach...

Rachel Green: No. I got it. I'm good, I got it.

[back to the kid]

Rachel Green: Now I had one more thing to say to you. Oh, right. Shut up.

Boy in the Cape: You're a mean old woman.

[crying, running away]

Rachel Green: No, wait, shut up. I mean don't cry. No I'll get my check book.

[runs after the kid]

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[Ross' Halloween costume]

Ross: You know that Russian satellite Sputnik? Well I'm a potato which is a spud and i have my antennas.

[Everyone glares at him like he's crazy]

Ross: Sputnik? SPUD-nik

[Joey enters]

Joey: Hey. Ross came as Doody.

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[Ross and Chandler have been arm wrestling for a long time]

Mona: Wow. They must both be very strong.

Joey: Or equally weak.

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Kids in the hall: Trick or Treat.

Rachel Green: Oooh, can I be with the kids right now. Ever since I got pregnant I had the strongest maternal instincts.

Kids in the hall: Trick or treat.

Rachel Green: JUST A MINUTE!

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Chandler: [Ross is wearing a 'Spudnik' costume] Howdy, doodie.

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Monica: Oh my god! Chandler is making his 'sex face'!

[Chandler is seen arm-wrestling Ross with a pathetic, weakening, and tense look on his face]

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Ross Geller: Joey! You didn't wear a costume!

Joey: No, look!

[really boring clothes]

Joey: I'm Chandler!

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[after Ross comes in dressed as a SPUDnik]

Chandler: Suddenly I don't have the worst costume anymore.

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Monica: What are you?

Rachel Green: I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress because pretty soon, she won't be able to fit into it.

Monica: Oh. I'm Catwoman. Who wants to borrow the dress when you're too big for it.

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Monica Geller: Hey, Ross.

Ross Geller: Hey.

Monica Geller: What are you supposed to be dressed up as?

Ross Geller: Oh, well, you remember the russian satellite Sputnik? Well I am a potato or a spud and here are my antena. so?

Monica Geller: So?

Ross Geller: I'm Spudnik. Spudnik!

Chandler: Wow, I don't have the worst costume anymore.

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Rachel Green: You are so in style right now. You know, I work at Ralph Lauren and this season we have this whole equestrian thing going on. I don't suppose you've seen the cover of British Vogue, have you?

Trick or Treat Kid: Can I just have the candy?

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Chandler: You came as a Slutty Nurse. Joey will be so pleased.

Mona: Actually I'm just a Nurse.

Chandler: [dressed as a massive pink bunny] You would think that would embarrass me, but I'm maxed out!

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Chandler: The Velveteen Rabbit was Brown and White!

Monica: Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all!

Chandler: No bunny at all! Always no bunny at all!

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Rachel Green: [writing a check instead of giving out Halloween candy] Okay, and what's your name?

Lelani Mayolanofavich: Lelani Mayolanofavich.

Rachel Green: [pause] I'm just gonna make it out to cash.

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Phoebe: [dressed as Supergirl] I'm a masseuse. You know, by day...

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Rachel: Monica, we're out of candy.

Monica: What? Already? There's only been like three kids.

Rachel: Yeah, I know, but one girl told me she loved me so I just gave her everything.

Phoebe: No wonder you're pregnant.

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