"Frasier" Crock Tales (TV Episode 2004) Poster

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David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane


  • Daphne : Dr. Crane, I know what you're going to do!

    Niles : You do?

    Daphne : Not you, Dr. Crane, Dr. Crane! And you can't fire me, because I quit!

    Frasier : What?

    Daphne : After all I've done to save you money! I'm washing my face with dish soap while you're out buying imported bath salts like a big rich girl! I hope you rot in debtors' prison!

  • Frasier : Niles, will you please stop being so morose? It is Thanksgiving.

    Niles : Oh, you're right! I should count my blessings: I'm in the midst of a bitter divorce. Maris is freezing my assets, forcing me to live in the Shangri-La, which is the devil's own apartment complex. Where, last night, they turned off my heat, re-freezing my assets.

  • Frasier : All I said to Maris was, "Why the long face?"

    Niles : Yes, and now, thanks to you, she's on the phone to her chin grinder in Zurich.

  • Daphne : Oh, you know, I think I left your present in my room. Niles, will you help me with it?

    Niles : Oh, of course. We'll be back very quickie.

    Daphne : Quickly.

    Niles : Quickly.

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