Oh, hey, Daph. My God, you look hideous.
Thank you! Now I wouldn't normally wear polyester on the hottest day of the year, but some English friends of mine are having an Ugly American party in honor of the Fourth.
[masculine American accent
We're gonna toss back a couple a' cold brewskis, watch the ball game, and not use the metric system.
Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs
Written by Bruce Miller
and Darryl Phinnessee
Performed by Kelsey Grammer See more