[Steve goes over to look at their new baby but is suprised to find that he has no feelings towards it]
Steve : So I shaded his eyes. And then... and then he looked at me. And oh my goodness me. I became someone else entirely.
Steve : [re: Why he still has Jane's key] I've never been able to give it back, she get's too emotional. Last time she bit my face!
[Steve has been bodily thrown out of the delivery room by Susan for asking, as she had made him promise, if she is sure she wants an epidural; he is now trying to go back in]
Midwife : [to orderly] It's okay, don't call security. He just asked his girlfriend a little question.
Steve : Yeah, I also asked her if I could ask it two more times.
Midwife : She said, "You can't."
Steve : Yeah, trust me, the word wasn't "can't".